A thought about the Stinger

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 01/07/2019 at 17:13 • Filed to: None

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I honestly think it’s a bit like Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez... Very few people feel neutral about her, or the car .

I felt it today, when I approached an intersection next to a gorgeous, debadged, RS3 sedan... the one with 400hp! and I wanted to wave at the owner, just let him know that I know what’s up ... but I was affraid he might think I was trying to insult him or something.... you can’t be nice to people in traffic here. So I just stared at his car for a considerable amount of time, and he caught my glimpse.

I don’t know if his dick fell of our something, but he got behind me, tailgated me for a moment, and then got in the other lane and NAILED THE FUCKING GAS. I love how the RS3 sounds and I honestly just cracked up, I started laughing as the guy had to cut off someone 50m away from me in order to make his exit. I really liked that he floored it, and then we went under a bridge and I was serenated with 5cyl goodness from the RS3.

I’m not certain the owner would’ve done that if I didn’t stare at his car. But he defintively tried to make out what car I had. My stinger doesn’t have the model or trim level badges, so maybe he thought it was a cleverly disguised 4cyl stinger or an optima.

Maybe it only happens here, but BMW drivers, Audi drivers, and anyone driving a sporty car gets either very happy or very angry when they see my car. I have no clue why.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 17:26

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Who?

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/07/2019 at 17:27

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A liberal brooklynite that was taken seriously....and as such she became the youngest female member of the House of Representatives.

For Sweden > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 17:33

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The Kia Stinger is a populist New York City politician who spends too much time online?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 17:34

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J ust kidding. She’s been dishing out bigger burns on her Right w ing trolls on Twitter than the official Wendy’s account. It’s cool and all but we’ll see how much she can actually accomplish in office.

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 17:34

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OK, so if the Stinger is the AOC of cars, here we go...

- Chuck Schumer?

- Lindsay Graham?

- Devin Nunes?

- Joe Biden?

- Elizabeth Warren?

- Paul Ryan?

- Rand Paul?

Come on Oppo, you’ve got this!

Just Jeepin' > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 17:35

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A young, brash, opinionated,  liberal non-white woman. The only way Republicans could hate her more is if she didn’t speak English.

Spanfeller is a twat > For Sweden 01/07/2019 at 17:35

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I mean. It is populist because it's a sporty RWD sedan in 2018... and it does spend too much time online because Kia won't give it a rest with the stupid advertizing campaigns.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/07/2019 at 17:35

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I'm just saying she's a polarizing figure...

Spanfeller is a twat > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 01/07/2019 at 17:38

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Chuck is a Ford Explorer
Graham is coal rollin RAM truck (even though he has a Range Rover)

Nunes is that shitty modified Neon that always tries to slide using a stretched handbrake lever.

Biden is an E series Van

Warren is an Audi Q5

Ryan is a GMT900 Escalade

Paul is an El Camino.

Klaus Schmoll > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 17:38

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Let’s be honest. It’s an RS5 or 4series GT competitor at a lower price. According to most reviews, you see/feel that price difference when it comes to handling on a closed track or interiour materials, while it’s at least on par in a straight line. So they are probably just uncomfortable and feel their dicks shrink when confronted with a car that does 9/10s of theirs at a lesser price point. They just feel uncomfortable letting a Korean car into the “club”. Badge snobbery does that.

Spanfeller is a twat > Just Jeepin' 01/07/2019 at 17:39

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Oh she did post a picture with a caption in Spanish.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > For Sweden 01/07/2019 at 17:39

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Spanfeller is a twat > Klaus Schmoll 01/07/2019 at 17:40

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My alternative leading paragraph was “People that get angry about the Kia Stinger are the same people that get angry about the pronunciation of Porsche ”

Just Jeepin' > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 17:42

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Sure, I meant to say “couldn’t” but honestly I’m not sure it would make a difference.

Oh, and of course if she’s lesbian or bisexual (don’t know, don’t care) that would also increase the vilification score .

Spanfeller is a twat > Just Jeepin' 01/07/2019 at 17:43

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DJT manages social media as if he was a 16 year old.... She’s just someone that manages social media like she was a 21 year old pushing the buttons of 16 year olds who didn’t have a driver’s license or couldn’t drink yet

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 17:44

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16? try 6.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/07/2019 at 17:44

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Nah, Donald Trump is a master of social media... He does know what he’s doing when he posts shit on twitter.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 17:46

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I find that VERY hard to believe. Or, Maybe that’s what he wants you to believe...

#4DimensionalChess

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/07/2019 at 17:50

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Not only am I certain he’s a master of social media, I am absolutely convinced that if it wasn’t for that mastery, he wouldn’t be president, or even as wealthy as he is. 

For Sweden > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 01/07/2019 at 17:50

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- Chuck Schumer? Lincoln Town Car

- Lindsay Graham? Saturn Sky

- Devin Nunes? Lift ed 10th-Generation F-150

- Joe Biden? C5 Corvette (yes I know he owns a C2)

- Elizabeth Warren? Bicycle

- Paul Ryan? Jaguar X-type

- Rand Paul? Lada Niva

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/07/2019 at 17:51

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Like, in social media the most polarizing, emasculating voice always wins because there’s nothing behind it. There’s a profile picture.

Had Trump been banned from social media and we only got to see him in the debates, I doubt he would've survived the primaries.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 01/07/2019 at 17:52

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That's the thing about AOC, when someone tries to emasculate her, She shows them that she's not being emasculated. The video case is perfect for this, because conservatives got mad about it, but then she posted a picture next to her office's plaque emulating the video... Genius. She emasculated the conservatives because they're out of office!

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 18:00

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Chuck – OK, sure. Boring, has been around for too long, but could do worse.

Graham – as much as I hate coal rolling trucks, I find Graham to be way whinier…need something even more annoying.

Nunes – perfect, annoying little piece of shit!

Biden – maybe an E Series Van that’s been made in to a camper or something…things he’s worth way more than he actually is.

Warren – Q5 is too fancy and not enough native American parts :P

Ryan – I know nothing about those Escalades, but spineless probably isn’t how I would imagine them being?

Paul …or maybe a Subaru Brat before they became cool? El Caminos have always had some level of cool I feel like, and Paul has never, ever been cool except to a very small subset of weirdos.

Spanfeller is a twat > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 01/07/2019 at 18:01

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I think Paul is an El Camino because it’s something that people generally don’t want to see in a vehicle. A pickup turned coupe or whatever. It’s a very liberal understanding of what a car is. and Paul is very libertarian. No rules.

I think Ryan is an Escalade because of entitlment issues, and the mentality that they own the road..

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > For Sweden 01/07/2019 at 18:02

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LOL that’s a pretty awesome list. Just as long as the Town Car is old and has been doing airport duty for faaarr too long. 

The Dummy Gummy > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 18:06

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It’s odd making a car political, but here we are.

nermal > Spanfeller is a twat 01/07/2019 at 19:03

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I like AOC, with two exceptions: H ow she talks like a valley girl, and the fact that she’s a goddam commie. It’s good that she came out of no where, won an election over a career politician that thought they couldn’t lose, is challenging the grouchy old farts , and is trying to implement new ideas. She’s just like Trump! 

The Stinger is in a grey area as far as value proposition . I’d rather have a BMW / Audi / MB / Tesla for $10k more and all of the brand snobbery that goes with it. Alternatively, I’d rather save $10k and get a Honda / Toyota / etc.

wafflesnfalafel > ZHP Sparky, the 5th 01/07/2019 at 19:07

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If it had a manual Biden would be all over it.  

Spanfeller is a twat > nermal 01/07/2019 at 19:24

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Define commie... cus I think it’s very strange in the US.

I’m not very well versed with her plataform... but having medicaid for all would actually be a very, very, very conservative view point here. Some excentric libertarian politicans have considered the idea of having such a system, but no one has taken them seriously. I think Peña Nieto played around with for profit hospitals, but research shows they perform worse and cost more than typical government owned hospitals

In fact the last great expansion of government owned healthcare came via conservative politicians. So in that sense, we’re a lot more communistic than the US.

Yet our tax rates are capped at 35% and the president actually cut taxes in certain areas to boost economic growth (following what Reagan hypothesied). So we are more capitalistic than the US in that sense.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden 01/08/2019 at 09:18

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This is good OPPO.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > nermal 01/08/2019 at 09:20

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“...that she’s a goddam commie” Ha! 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 01/08/2019 at 09:22

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He is truly the reality show president. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Spanfeller is a twat 01/08/2019 at 09:24

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Deep thoughts: c an a woman be emasculated ?

nermal > Spanfeller is a twat 01/08/2019 at 10:23

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A commie is the left-wing nutjob version of a right-wing nutjob nazi. Too extreme in their views to actually accomplish anything, and if 100% of their ideas got put into place it would actually be dangerous .

I like that she’s asking “Why are we doing things this way? This doesn’t make sense?!?!”. I don’t like her solutions of giving “free” shit away.

B/Xmrrmvr > Spanfeller is a twat 01/08/2019 at 11:31

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She’s from The Bronx and was actually not taken seriously... just saying.